Smoke Break on Mars

Smoke break on mars.... So finally i got my spaceship out of that asteroid belt..hard work. I spilled a 64oz mountain dew all over my new Hot Rod magazine..great. do you know how hard it is to find those out here in the recesses of space? yeesh. well I at least get to have a KOOL on mars..I find these little breaks to be very refreshing. but few and far between..ever since president joel osment passed the no smoking on designated planet surfaces.. I hated that guys movies..